Why?

New York City is the greatest city in the world, but we all knew that already. But once the weather warms up in the city it's a completely different monster. The girls put those dusty ass Ugg boots that they've been wearing all winter away, and out comes the Maxi & Sundresses. One of the perks of living in New York is that you can always head out to the city and just enjoy your surroundings.

The other day i decided to enjoy this beautiful weather we've been having. I hopped on the LIRR(the train basically, for all you foreigners) and a couple attractive thots were sitting in the seats in front of me. I was just minding my business, getting these tweets off, but I couldn't help but overhear their ENTIRE conversation, because quiet is one thing black girls aren't.  And I kid you not, the whole conversation revolved around two common themes. 1- ain't Shit Niggas 2- Why These Ain't shit niggas do the ain't shit things that they do.

Thot #1 and Thot #2 had a lot of questions that they didn't have the answers to, and there's nothing wrong with that cause there's a lot of shit i wish i had the answers to that i don't. Like.. Why these Wake Up now niggas won't leave me the fuck alone?  How much is it gonna cost me to buy one of them Taz Angels for one night? Do these hoes actual think those cheetah print tattoos are cute? Why did Slowbucks think it was a wise decision to have a press conference about him cooperating with the authorities cause he got his chain snatched?

Unfortunately, I had to get off and transfer trains.  BUT, I do have the answers. So let's just consider this a public favor from me to those two thots and  all the females out there.

Question: Why do i catch my man lurking  with these bum hoes every time I'm in a relationship? - Thot #1

Answer: Well, lets get one thing understood. Double standards aren't fair, but they're apart of life. When it comes to dating and meeting new people, the females job is very easy. All a girl has to do is, simply be attractive and try not to let a dude know that their crazy too early in the relationship(it's inevitable,once you get to know her).

It's rare that a female ever has to chase after a guy.  If a chick looks good then the swarm of thirsty niggas will be on the hunt. You haven't seen thirst until you see what actually goes on inside these chicks inbox's. Niggas that you think are your friends will be in ya girl DM's just not giving a fuck about your relationship b, they're just waiting for you to fuck up so they can get some of that rebound box. Niggas will be all in ya girls DM's, saying "Hey Bae" and shit, then give you dap the next time you see them like ain't shit happen!This is why you have to pick your girl wisely, cause if you wife the wrong bitch she will end up doing you dirty, and there's NOTHING you can do.

So,what happens is, with any bitch with morals(which not all of them have) its not just about having sex, its more about what else you're offering her, and the connection you two have. Bitches know that they have a inbox full of niggas who are parched and would be at her crib in 5 minutes if she tells them she wants some dick.   It just doesn't work the other way around either. I could leave the crib looking like 100 likes on instagram but it doesn't matter, i'm not gonna have chicks throwing the box at me in my inbox.

I know, I know. You chicks probably reading this saying "Nigga, that doesnt make it okay for a man to cheat". I'm not saying this shit's okay, im just telling you what it is! If a dude drops all his hoes for you, and the relationship doesn't work out, then he's just gonna be stuck for a minute with no hoes. Plus, girls don't want a nigga who isn't attractive in the eyes of other girls. Don't take my word for it tho, i ain't got no bitches

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